Tweet It Lyrics

Anphicle March 1, 2011 0

Tweet It is a parody of Beat It by Michael Jackson. I started singing this in the shower one day and kept thinking of more lines. It is the story of a new Twitter user who is having second thoughts about whether to hit the Tweet button. So stick on Beat It and sing this in place of the original lyrics. I will donate $20 to a charity of choice of the first person to record this and put it on Youtube. If you are in the entertainment industry or fancy letting us all have a good laugh please do that.

Tweet It Lyrics

They told him don’t you ever have things to share
One-forty characters, to people who don’t care
Their attention’s really short, so replies are really rare
So Tweet it, just Tweet it

You better type, you better put what you can
Don’t wanna see no jokes, don’t wanna see no spam
You wanna seem smart, but your just an average man
So Tweet it, but you wanna be sure

Just Tweet it, (Tweet it), Tweet it, (Tweet it)
Maybe it will be retweeted?
Don’t check your spelling, grammar or tense
It doesn’t matter, if it makes sense
Just Tweet it, (Tweet it)
Just Tweet it, (Tweet it)
Just Tweet it, (Tweet it)
Just Tweet it, (Tweet it)

They’re out to follow, follow back if you can
A blogger in New York or school girl in Japan
You can even be part of the revolution in Iran
So Tweet it, just Tweet it

You have to show them that you’ve really no fears
Your views on human rights will impress all your peers
But in China they will take you
Then they’ll jail you for years
So Tweet it, but you wanna have fame

Just Tweet it, (Tweet it), Tweet it, (Tweet it)
Maybe it will be retweeted?
The Hash-tags you use, could make you five friends
It doesn’t matter if it’s in the trends

Just Tweet it, (Tweet it), Tweet it, (Tweet it)
Maybe somebody will read it?
You’re now a writer with people who read
bout just how boring the life is you lead

Just Tweet it, (Tweet it), Tweet it, (Tweet it)…

solo

Tweet it, (Tweet it), Tweet it, (Tweet it)
Maybe it will be retweeted?
Showin’ how witty, and sharp is your mind
It doesn’t matter, you’re being unkind

Tweet it, (Tweet it), Tweet it, (Tweet it)
Maybe somebody will read it?
The Twitpic that shows you, next to your car
You’ll soon find out if its made you a star

Just Tweet it, (Tweet it), Tweet it, (Tweet it)
Maybe it will be retweeted?
Send some abuse to a Celeb verified
It doesn’t matter that they’re terrified

Just Tweet it, (Tweet it), Tweet it, (Tweet it)
Maybe somebody will read it?
Build up your followers, thousands more yet
It doesn’t matter it’s bots that you get

Just Tweet it, (Tweet it), Tweet it, (Tweet it)
Maybe it will be retweeted?
Just Tweet it, Tweet it
Tweet it, Tweet it, Tweet it


If this goes down well then perhaps we can work on Genesis’ ‘Follow You Follow Me’ together? Call Me! Better yet, Tweet me!

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